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Send one of the following for my muse’s reaction (Medical Edition)

the-grease-painted-lady:

  • "And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth."
  • "I’m telling you, honey and cinnamon cure everything."
  • "This is going to sting."
  • "Don’t swallow that.  It’s a suppository."
  • "At this point, how is your liver even still functioning?"
  • "I hope you’re not scared of needles."
  • "So, uh, does a vibrating dildo stuck in the ass warrant an emergency room visit?"
  • "You’re running a fever.  Get back in bed."
  • "Don’t tell me you’re afraid of doctors."
  • "No, urine does not help jellyfish stings and don’t you dare unzip your pants!"
  • "I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses."
  • "Stop scratching or I’ll duct tape oven mitts to your hands."
  • "You won’t feel a thing."
  • "I made you chicken noodle soup."
  • "It’s just a finger prick - don’t be such a baby."
  • "The pregnancy test is positive."
  • "Have you tried drinking out of the wrong side of a glass?"
  • "Does that hurt?"
  • "Trust me, I’m a doctor."

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